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I'm a goofy fat crippled guy with no money. How is it I'm still single?

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildHeavyset
Height185 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorGrey
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureSmile
Body ArtInked all over, Secret piercings, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionDisabled
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyComputers / Electronic
Employment StatusRetired
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleLoafer

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
My perfect matchA sado-masochistic good looking rubenesque kinky woman who likes to both top and bottom. I would love a nerdy type that enjoys Sci-Fi and fantasy genre books and movies.
Our first dateA quiet dinner getting to know each other.

BDSM Preferences

I'm turned on byA combination of all, Sadism / Masochism (S&M)
My role isSwitch
I am seekingA relationship
I live the lifestyleOnly in the bedroom
Experience levelExpert
I enjoyBiting, body worship, Bondage, Branding, Breast / nipple torture, Candle wax, CBT (cock & ball torture), Electro torture, Fisting, Femdom, Genital torture, Hair pulling, Hot wax, Kidnapping, Needle play, Piercing, Power exchange, Sensory deprivation, Spanking
Open To Photos & VideosDepends on the partner
My most pleasurable encounter wasI'll tell you later...

Fetishes

FetishesMedical / Enema, Panty, Pantyhose / Stockings, Piercings, Smoking, Other

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Rarely, so I'm looking!
Sex isAlways on my mind
Most partners at once:Threesome M/M/F
Dirty talkDepends on the person
Night life:Strip clubs, Fetish clubs, Dungeon clubs, Intimate gatherings in my home, Don't like going out

Sexual Interests

CybersexNo, I need the real thing
Oral Sex isMy favorite
Anal sex isGreat with the right partner
Sex toys:Anal beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clitoral stimulator, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Fruits/veggies, Office supplies, Pocket pussy, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets, Vibrating panties, All of the above and more!
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":Scat, cuckolding, polyamory, age play, diapers, verbal degradation, and a few minor things.

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyI'll tell you later...
Fantasy locationTrain, At a park, Dark alley, Kitchen, Elevator, Hotel/motel, Movie theatre, Dressing room, On the beach, Library, Restaurant
Fantasy sex partner:I'll tell you later...

Spanking Preferences

Kind of spanking:Hard with hand or implement
Role:I prefer both roles
Use safety words:Always
Turns me on:I'm always in the mood, Be scolded and told that I've been bad, Being Told to Remove Pants, Being Told to Assume the Position, Being Told to Fetch the Implement
I like to wear:Not really but it depends on the person and what we both like.
Include sex and orgasm:Depends on my partner
Positions:OTK - Over the knee, Lying face down, Over a chair / bed / desk, Handcuffed to bed, Tied to doorway, Tied to something outside in a safe area
Implement:Hand, Cane, Switch (rod), Birch, Rulers / Martinet, Hairbrush, Belt, Wooden Spoon, Tawse, Other
Response:Laughing, Joking, Pleasurable Moans
Pain level:No limits

Femdom Preferences

Intensity level:Depends on my mood
Desired Persona:Changes with my partners
I like to wear:Casual straight wear